http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/20/arkansas-toe-sucking-bandit_n_971830.html

A toe-sucking bandit is on the loose in central Arkansas.

I'm not making this up, you know!

http://cutelildrow.livejournal.com/2353811.html

A new trend: fecal and urinary jihad

Suspicions confirmed: Apparently Islam devolves its followers into shit-throwing monkeys.